Tymus lemmikkipissa

Dear two-legged beasts, please find a chair and sit down, preferably holding down your dog's paws, because next I'm going to expose a shocking scam in the pet world: do you think the pee pads you bought are really doing their job seriously? No, they may be fooling you! Those who claim that “super absorbent” pads, the actual water absorption speed is comparable to a sloth yawn, urine on the surface of the yawning half a day, the dog stepped on a foot, directly send your whole family floor a “strong flavor” of the baptism. What's even more annoying is that some mats are so thin that people wonder if the manufacturer sells paper towels on the side - the dog gently pulls, the debris flies faster than its passion for home demolition, and you kneel on the ground to pick up the confetti, just like the one who loses the most miserably in love.

But today, we want to speak out for the dignity of the world's mops and pooper scoopers! TYMUS Pet pee pads, a dog privately known as the magic of removing urine, is using the strength of interpretation of what is called “a pad to seal God”. Its core layer hides 5000 polymer water-absorbing resin, each one is like a hungry three days after seeing a full banquet of food, the liquid just touching the surface will be crazy inhaled, fast enough to the dog to finish urinating and look down: “Where is my urine? Just now Mingzhi here?!” The bottom layer of 5 mm thickened PE waterproof membrane, the degree of leakage is comparable to a bank vault, even if your cat master is “urinary frequency race high-pressure water pistol”, TYMUS Pet pee pads can also calmly take the trick, and even have the time to the next door to the leakage of the ordinary pee pads rolled a blank stare. As for tear resistance? We secretly mixed the “dog life desperation” component - a husky user feedback, the dog gnawed for ten minutes, resentful back to the teething stick: “This thing is more difficult to gnaw than my dog life plan! ”

What can TYMUS Pet pee pads do, you ask? It can turn every corner of your house into a civilized toilet demonstration area for dogs! It can be placed next to the sofa to stop those accidents of “playing too high and leaking a couple of drops”; stuffed into the suitcase, when traveling, the dog will pee on the hotel carpet, and even dare to smile at the deposit when you lift up the pee pads; pasted on the door of the cat's litter box, it is specially designed to cure the rebellious son who would rather pee on your pillow than touch the cat's litter. What's even more outrageous is that one user caught her husband's spilled red wine with it, and now his dog looks at the pad with awe: “This thing is actually more versatile than I am?!”

Of course, we understand your skepticism - after all, we've been PUA'd by inferior pads for too long. So listen to these “real human” stories: @ShibaDaddy: “In the past, every time I changed the pads, my dog would deliberately pee on the edges to challenge the laws of physics, but now with TYMUS Pet pee pads, he stares at the dry surface after peeing to doubt the dog's life, and even his peeing posture has changed to be more dignified. ” @CatSlaveKobayashi: “Before the pads leaked to the downstairs grandpa who thought my house was leaking, now the grandpa meets and compliments ‘you've raised fish recently, right? it's so quiet’.” @AnonymousMopDealer: “Please don't sell them! My sales have dropped worse than the stock market this month!”

It's time to put an end to this “pee pad assassin” conspiracy! When you order, you'll get a pad that teaches your dog how to “shoot with precision,” a guide to “How to Elegantly Taunt Your Friends Who Still Use Leaky Pads,” and six months of paid vacation from your mop. Lastly, a warm reminder: after using TYMUS Pet pee pads, if your pet appears to “sniff cautiously before peeing”, “stare at the pad after peeing” and other suspected IQ upgrade behaviors, it's purely a normal phenomenon. After all, when faced with a pee pad that absorbs water faster than a dog can get into trouble, who wouldn't want to slow down?